Too Far To Be Faithful?

What up!

Just so you under stand I’m posting every Monday. Give you suckas time to read it. The more you read the more I post that’s kinda how this works. So y’all enjoying this rainy day? All cuddle up with bae watching cartoons? Well that’s cute and shit but some of us don’t get to enjoy that luxury. Now don’t go off the deep end thinking a shorty got dumped in one week. Chill it ain’t about to be that. How many of y’all are in a long distance relationship? When I say long distance I don’t mean, your shorty live 15-20 minutes away and you don’t have a car. I mean you guys are 2 hours plus away, both of you work so seeing each other get complicated. Today we talking about it. We sharing a few dos and maybe some don’t when you’re in a long distance relationship. Can anybody guess whats coming next? Anyone? That’s right its a freaking list(in my dear Ashley voice). Oh wait I’m sorry. Some of y’all know nothing about that. Shout to everybody who watched All That in the 90’s

1. Communication is key. Understand that you are not in the same area. You don’t get to see them everyday, you don’t go home to that person. So the least you can do is make sure they hear from you. Now this in particular is for my ladies. Cause one thing we good at is getting an attitude and expecting him to just know. That man ain’t Miss Cleo, he can’t read your mind and he isnt there to see your face. So don’t pick up the phone screaming and yelling like he know exactly what he did. You are a damn adult! Don’t start that pouting like a child shit and through a tantrum. You were given a mouth so use yo damn words. It’s that simple. Don’t know how let’s have a crash course. Repeat after me “Baby you pissed me off when you……” now you say it “And i feel like………” now you say it. See that wasnt hard. It was calm and I’m 100% sure you just avoided an argument off some dumb shit.

2. DO NOT ENTERTAIN OTHER HOES. Now this shit here will get you caught up. Dudes you’re not the only ones who do it so this goes for everybody. Don’t sit there and make somebody else feel special knowing you in a relationship. I mean shit this common sense for any relationship. Now ladies this isn’t and excuse for you to go tell your man he can’t be friends with Shaniqua no more. All I’m saying is there shouldn’t be a place holder for your man/girl there shouldn’t be somebody that you spend time will all the time back home. You giving them way to much attention. Then that hoe going to thing you like them. Now you got a bigger problem on your hands. Have friends, friends are cool. On lonely night they chill and keep you company. You better not cuddle with that friend, kiss on that friend or give that friend any impression of anything else.  You always have the option of hanging with friends of the same-sex I mean that will keep you out loads of trouble.

3. Trust. This one simple word will make or break everything your relationship stands for. I know y’all hear all the song quotes ” you can’t love someone unless you trust em” and a shit tone of other ones. Don’t act like y’all don’t know them cause i seen all of y’all post at least one on instagram, Facebook, and twitter. So lie if you want to. But any who, those things are true. Y’all  be yelling ” I true Rayquan, that’s bae I love him” but as soon as Rayquan walked through the damn door ” Rayquan let me see that damn phone”. I’m sorry but I’m not going though no phone that OD. Anything that anyone does I will always find put and a cell phone isn’t going to be the way I do it. Trust is everything in a relationship. If you don’t have trust, all you truly have is a friend with benefits that you call bae. Females kill me with though always yelling “you can’t trust these ninjas, they aint shit”. Hell half y’all females aint shit either! These dudes need to be telling y’all aint shit. They can’t trust y’all like you can’t trust them and 95% of them time its y’all fault they act they way they do. But don’t listen to me I’m just a woman I have no clue what the hell I’m talking about.

I say all that to say, just cause you far away don’t mean you don’t have to be faithful. Long distance relationships allow you to get to know who you’re with. This generation so hooked on sex that y’all forget what a relationship stands for. You can’t progress with someone if you don’t know who they are. That’s point-blank period. Now I gotta get ready for work in this freaking rain


Unconditional or Fictional

What up fools! Happy New Year. Obvisouly my New Year’s resolution was to get back to doing what I do best! Being your favorite part of the morning. Well afternoon now. Of course there will be some changes around here, everything wont be relationship based but if that’s how you guys want me to keep it let me know. You read this, so your opinion does matter. Now let me say this in a way y’all understand. If I ask y’all opinion or ask y’all to select the next topic DO IT! Dont look at the damn post and say nothing. But anyway let’s get into this blog bruh.

So this morning I text my man, yes butt heads I said my man. The kid is not longer on the market (hits Shmoney Dance) but i asked my man what I should blog about. His ass replies unconditional love. Now usually i would shoot him with the bae WTF text. Not today, cause some of y’all don’t know the difference between unconditional love or fictional love but its cool we getting ready to talk about it. Its crazy though cause people now days are so quick to be like “Oh he love me. That’s bae” or “Nah I’ll do anything for her that’s my bae”. Again don’t trip cause we about to talk about it. y’all know what my favorite method is……….KIDS YOU GUEST IT A MU FUH LIST!

1.Meterialistic shit is not love! Oh you thought I wasn’t going to slip a curse word in here or two. Kill yourself. Any who, just cause somebody buy you the world don’t mean they love you. In some cases they just be wanting you to shut up. I’ve seen this happen plenty of damn times. “Oh I’ma buy her these Jays cause she mad at me and I know she want em.” First off if you dropping more than $80 dollars on shoes for somebody that you’re not married to, sorry my friiiiieeeend(in my indian voice) but you are a damn idiot. Cause soon as shorty leave yo ass she going to bag a new dude in them damn Jays yo stupid ass bought. *sips tea* But that’s not of my business. On top of that, gifts could be guilt gifts. You walking around with them ” I’m cheating you so here go something to make you look pretty, cause you look a fool out here in these streets” earrings. Now don’t get me wrong I do for my man just like he do for me but we arent built on meterialistic shit! We grind together. Just because he pay 300 to install your weave dont mean he love you girl remember that. Just cause she got ouy her bed at 2:00am to stand in line for some damn shoes don’t mean shit. Well it does mean something, she damn crazy or you must be good at whatever it is you doing.

2.Socail Media posting is not love! Ok now don’t get me wrong its cute to be your man’s WCW, for those of you who are unfamiliar with this that means Women Crush Wednesday. It’s also a good feeling when your girl post you as her MCM or Man Crush Monday, for my non social medalist. I mean yea that’s cute it feels good, but that don’t mean shit! Now let’s be real I’m sure most of y’all, ok all of y’all follow me on social media and I post half ass pictures of my dude. His shoulder, his arm, his back stuff like that, it’s not cause im ashamed of him but I’m not about to flood y’all damn timeline with his pics cause i love him. Y’all don’t care if I love him, hell half you dudes waiting for me to say I’m single so y’all can slide in my DM’s. Honestly I wont name names but some of y’all already in there. But listen to me my generation, it don’t mean a damn thing cause you on the profile pic or on the wall paper or on the age at all. Cause just like you up there it can be a new girl or dude up there tomorrow. Just saying.

3.Calling somebody Bae don’t mean they love you! Ugh that shit kills me. “That’s bae though” understand you can be bae today and a stranger tomorrow. Just cause he call you bae don’t mean you his girl friend and vis a versa. Lol I call D Rose and Troy Polamalu be all the damn  time and neither of they asses want me. They don’t call me, they don’t text me, hell I can’t even get a ticket to a game. Do I get called babe? Yes! I do. But i also get introduced as his girl, his old lady( that’s that country bull) or his girl friends. If he not introducing you with a title, y’all not even together so you know damn well he don’t love yo ass! Females do the same thing y’all aint no different. Y’all just change the tittle in front of company. ” Oh y’all this my best friend Elijah” girl stop it lol. Nobody new to this. If you getting  called bae behind closed doors  understand it’s not just you. Y’all going to learn one day.

Moral of this damn story is y’all living in Disney land with Mickey Mouse and Minnie with these situationships. Unconditional love is none of the stuff I just listed. It’s knowing you have a support system. Knowing somebody is there for you in times of good and bad. How do you expect to be with somebody when they on top but you weren’t there to help get them there. Unconditional love is knowing the circumstances and choosing to stay regardless. But y’all don’t hear me though. Y’all will understand when I hit you with this long distance blog tomorrow.

Well I’m off to go get this money.